Old Boys Song – Father Abrahams

Here’s the song all pub landlords dread! Not least the Belle Vue, who’s roof used to be trampled on every Old Boys Sunday…

Father Abrahams, had seven songs,
The seven songs of Father Abrahams,
And if you ever laughed, and you ever cried,
All he did was go like this….

With a left hand…with an ooh and an aah

Father Abrahams, had seven songs,
The seven songs of Father Abrahams,
And if you ever laughed, and you ever cried,
All he did was go like this….

With a left hand… and a right hand…with an ooh and an aah

Father Abrahams, had seven songs,
The seven songs of Father Abrahams,
And if you ever laughed, and you ever cried,
All he did was go like this….

With a left hand… and a right hand… with a left leg…with an ooh and an aah

Father Abrahams, had seven songs,
The seven songs of Father Abrahams,
And if you ever laughed, and you ever cried,
All he did was go like this….

With a left hand… and a right hand… with a left leg… with a right leg…with an ooh and an aah

Father Abrahams, had seven songs,
The seven songs of Father Abrahams,
And if you ever laughed, and you ever cried,
All he did was go like this….

With a left hand… and a right hand… with a left leg… with a right leg…with your tops off… with an ooh and an aah

Father Abrahams, had seven songs,
The seven songs of Father Abrahams,
And if you ever laughed, and you ever cried,
All he did was go like this….

With a left hand… and a right hand… with a left leg… with a right leg…with your tops off… with your trousers down… with an ooh and an aah

Father Abrahams, had seven songs,
The seven songs of Father Abrahams,
And if you ever laughed, and you ever cried,
All he did was go like that