Old Boys Song – Old Boys Anthem

To the tune of “That’s Amore”…

(In Bangor Town, where football’s played
When Old Boys meet, here’s what they say……)

When you all start to leer, Coz you’ve had too much beer
That’s an Old Boys
When you fall through a roof, Like a big gang of goofs
That’s an Old Boys

Balls’ll swing, Ting-a-ling-a-ling, Ting-a-ling-a-ling
As you’ll sing “Father A’bram”
Cocks’ll rise, Tippi-tippi-ties, Tippi-tippi-ties
As you kiss Jimmy Hill’s Mam

When cock art is your game, Beaver-baiting’s your aim
That’s an Old Boys
When you jump down the street, With your jeans round your feet
You’re Old Boys

When Reilly stands in the goal -Nothing cov’ring his hole –
Old Boys Legend!
If your boxers are gone or you tactically vom
That’s an Old Boys

When you all start to leer, Coz you’ve have too much beer
That’s an Old Boys
When you fall through a roof, Like a big gang of goofs
That’s an Old Boys

Balls’ll swing, Ting-a-ling-a-ling, Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
As you’ll sing “Praise the Chairman”
Cocks’ll rise, Tippi-tippi-ties, Tippi-tippi-ties
As you kiss Jimmy Hill’s Mam

(…lucky fella)

When Small Paul is your bitch, You’re not wearing a stitch
That’s an Old Boys
When there’s piss in your glass, And red welts on your ass
…that’s so gaaaaaay!

…..When there’s piss in your glass
And red welts on your ass…feel the joooooooys
Coz your liver may drown,
But in old Bangor town, that’s an Old Boys