2004-05 3rd team

The Management:
Dan Ball aka Dowie

Mike Williams (GK) aka Willy
Write-up: Madcap keeper who enjoyed a beer or two. Suffered a number of mental breakdowns as the ball flew past him on numerous occasions, the most memorable of which ended with him screaming “You just don’t know how it feels!” to the rest of the team. Oh, how they laughed (and still do).

Richard Thompson (GK)

Gaz Parry (CB)

Gaz Edwards (CB)

Dan Ball (RB) aka Dowie

Callum Brodie

Llion Williams

Sam Lander (???) aka “The Real…” or “Sicknote”
Write-up: Not too difficult to sum up The Real Sam Lander. Lazy, beer-fuelled fool who managed just 10 games in 4 years at UWB. Legendary for all the wrong reasons!

Rob Samuel (RB) aka Sponge Bob

Tim Curtis (RM/CM/LM)

James Hill (RB/RM) aka Jimmy
Write-up: Legendary Jimmy Hill, mainly because of his incredibly fit mum. This was the only award Jimmy won this season. Also quoted as saying “if she wasn’t my mum, I’d shag her.”

Pete Tatton (LM)

Dave Megson (CM) aka Scouse Dave

Prys Jones

Bryn Jones

Dave Lewis

Stuart Lee (CF) aka Franco

Alex Liddell (CF)

Aled Ingman (CF)

Dave Nevins (CF)